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Date: Thursday, October 09, 1997 9:10 AM
Subject: Incline Reminder V1 I5
Ok, so I forgot to send this yesterday so sue me!
Time is running out! A few of you on this list have NEVER come out to run the Incline despite your stated interest. We are hiring former militia personnel to hunt you down and snuff out your miserable existence — be prepared...
In the almost earned their Incline Club pin department we have:
1) Yvonne (who kindly sent me a top 4 list of excuses;-)
2) Amy (once must have been enough)
3) Jeff (who was actually insane enough to volunteer to help input past Pikes Peak Ascent and Marathon results — which in and of itself is good enough to earn the Purple Heart but does NOT earn the coveted Incline Club pin)
4) Carol (no, No, NO, it takes me 43 minutes! Oops, sorry about that 37:11)
Top 3 responses to my tag line:
3) Go out hard, when it hurts drink a beer...
2) Go out hard, when it hurts cry...
1) Go out hard, when it hurts fake an injury and claim you could have won...
See you today at 5:30...
Go out hard, when it hurts speed up...
Matt Carpenter
http://www.skyrunner.com
The tagline is a joke but if you pull it off I promise you will win every race you enter!
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